Friday, December 31, 2010

whale mustashe zine

my studio~ looking south~ and surfboard museum~ ping~pong emporium
looking north at surfboards ping pong art and yard

the wave zine~ over the falls issue


big bikinis issue




Rain
























back before whales were our friendly amusements








they were angry and swallowed people whole









and Mean, i mean, really MEAN !










blow hole~ yeah











Mitten fanzine~ hand drawn~ harr harr












straightedge bums ?













vanagon loving family














love and skulls















'zines
this is how i try to entertain the kids, myself and you~
NE!L~
















Sunday, December 12, 2010

blank dust

finally shipped the blanks out to Nealwaukee, up in cold wet Seattle, landlocked and three hours from the ocean~ unless your just going to paddle in a lake or behind dumb ass wake
the spokes model for mountoctopus, QC manager and driver~ Ms. Martian~
MMMM... blankdust

double stringer luon veneered anti-rocker plank blanks


i think they order five or six hundred of these~

he was supposed to pick these up, but one of his vans broke down, he had to pull the engine, swap engines with his parts van and get a real job, so i brought them up to his studio




http://neilwaukee.blogspot.com/





" creating magically pure perfectly crunchy blanks has really opened my eyes to the wonder of surfing and the sublime imperfect charm of the oceans pulsating rhythmic thrusts, heave and plunder. . .maybe someday i will even learn to surf, maybe when it's not so cold. . ."
support your local shaper~ but don't buy her beer~ try a lecture on the wonders of straightedge, instead






Asymmetrical stringer TM~ like kook and sheep magnets







the racing stripe model, the tubetop,the Buttfloss, the Brazilian, and the pedophile models~
now~ everyone go shape !!!!








like making your own cash
dispatches from the washed out logging roads of~
mountoctopus
p.s. where's my check ? neelwaukee










Sunday, November 7, 2010

Saturday, October 30, 2010

hidden neil


hidden NE!L~

little NE!L


defeat NE!L
for real~



Thursday, October 28, 2010

my version~

. . . of the famous Stop for me~ it's the CLAW
street signs





















NE!L~