whale mustashe zine

my studio~ looking south~ and surfboard museum~ ping~pong emporium

looking north at surfboards ping pong art and yard

the wave zine~ over the falls issue

big bikinis issue

Rain

back before whales were our friendly amusements

they were angry and swallowed people whole

and Mean, i mean, really MEAN !

blow hole~ yeah

Mitten fanzine~ hand drawn~ harr harr

straightedge bums ?

vanagon loving family

love and skulls

'zines

this is how i try to entertain the kids, myself and you~

NE!L~

blank dust

finally shipped the blanks out to Nealwaukee, up in cold wet Seattle, landlocked and three hours from the ocean~ unless your just going to paddle in a lake or behind dumb ass wake

the spokes model for mountoctopus, QC manager and driver~ Ms. Martian~

MMMM... blankdust

double stringer luon veneered anti-rocker plank blanks

i think they order five or six hundred of these~

he was supposed to pick these up, but one of his vans broke down, he had to pull the engine, swap engines with his parts van and get a real job, so i brought them up to his studio

http://neilwaukee.blogspot.com/

" creating magically pure perfectly crunchy blanks has really opened my eyes to the wonder of surfing and the sublime imperfect charm of the oceans pulsating rhythmic thrusts, heave and plunder. . .maybe someday i will even learn to surf, maybe when it's not so cold. . ."

support your local shaper~ but don't buy her beer~ try a lecture on the wonders of straightedge, instead

Asymmetrical stringer TM~ like kook and sheep magnets

the racing stripe model, the tubetop,the Buttfloss, the Brazilian, and the pedophile models~

now~ everyone go shape !!!!

like making your own cash

dispatches from the washed out logging roads of~

mountoctopus

p.s. where's my check ? neelwaukee

dream business cards

how to wash paintings

NE!L~

hidden neil

hidden NE!L~

little NE!L

defeat NE!L

for real~

my version~

. . . of the famous Stop for me~ it's the CLAW

street signs

NE!L~

i have no proposition

proposition Ne!L

scott white neil ?

evicted and rejected

i started my newest campaign~ putting up selfish political action signs

ah, so tricky little graffiti kid ponderings^

i called D.Henry to tell her that my show was taken down for me and re-hung out on the sidewalk in a most respectful fashion. She thought the world treated me very well, in NYC the show would have been smashed up and thrown into dumpers, that's what i would have done

none of the pieces was tagged or stickered, etched or burned

the other morning a nice lady walking to work stopped me and asked if that was my show up the street, it's really wonderful, she told me with a wide great smile, that really lite up my day, when i turned around Meech was staring at me hissing, showing me claw hands, and we laughed together

No Paint'n anytime was a grand success, but i must admit i did leave it up way too long, crossing the thin line i've set between art show and dumping

i like the fact that my lovely wife is loading up my paintings for me in this shot, while i pretend importance and documentation

i would like this field of beer bottles and tossed baggies of dog crap so much more without the fence

loaded with the thin brown lines of natural paths made by kids and bums hating 90 degree corners,

is property ownership just a policing of square shape demarcation ?

i'd like to thank the sky for floating above me, and the sun for hiding behind the clouds and the clouds for pissing on my face

NE!L~

till next time