more art cards and post cards for you

tabby cat attack girl, rocks out the cat cave, look at that sexy little cat costume-oops, winter time belly poppin out- little muffin top too- she'll scratch your eyes out boy.

EVE WITH OUT ADAM this little ACEO is so cute, eve is all independent and no she did not spring forth from adams rib, that big ape, and she's crying because she loves tomatoes.

ah, spring time here in the republic of free cascadia, and the bums are migrating like crazy and it's rutting season, and broke down rv primping, oh look this filthy bum bought him self a present, surprise, malt liquor

oh my this is a water color postcard, unicornskull with skull head bird

the end of cute

what the chicken told the bear-

my dog talks to girls-

these are all water color paintings, painted by neilwaukee who is i, all ACEO also and heralding the death of cute as i predict. the end of childish art the end of kiddie silly paintings but until then lets bury it. pile on the cute, yeah, starting at the top left, we have a pair of swimmers, no message in bottles, what the chicken told the bear- not very brave bear, in a high dive, passed out bear, bike brakee, dog talking to girl, vans and cars in summer, hobo bear seems happy.

fat astronaught

well hee hee he sure does fill out the ol'space suit, now who wants to space tag?

death by

death by shoes, death by water, death by death, death by black eye, death by drinkie poo, death by friends, hee hee. all aceo created in 2009, hand crafted and signed and dated. for trade, barter, and gift, to be included in a graphic novel, to be published at some hypothetical future date, after my unfortunate death at the hands of cat lovers.

death by life, death by television, death by cute,and death by car, from the aceo art card series, death by-

death by cat

a cat with a pearl necklace, a blood thirsty killer roaming the hood, did you hear the news cats cause more at home accidents and deaths than house fire, earth quake, avalanche, and volcano combined.

not really eight

dashiell did it, he made an art card and traded with me here are the switches, you like, you no like? number eight was miss counted sorry.

sevem

in case you didn't know me and who would read this if not, or because of, and if you did, i have incredibly good car karma, ask around, i am the luckiest car owner, you have ever known, they cost me nothing in maintenance, i drive them forever, never break down, and only crash once or twice a week, i believe in having many little crashes. or else.

this week i may buy a 75 Winnebago, with a 318 dodge engine, sell the home and be come truly free, like green carpeted Apache.

p.s. sevem is misspelled, because it looks so good.

number six

yeah, like i just said sad robots trying to get laid all the time, and painting tear drops on their cheeks, is just funny, huh? and nothing is sexier than a girl with out nose. ha.

love to legalize

love to legalize day

is February 14, 2009, holy crap, i e-mailed the Obama this morning and my Representative and i have lost my mind, hold on there's a knock at the. . . black helicopters landing on the roof and my kids are snitching on me.

and yes you still get chocolates.

this is number 5

yeah, those are supposed to be starfish over the head, clam shells and fish.

number four

okay this is number four, painted this time, and sewn around the border, nifty, wanna trade?

three

so Mee-mee looked at these first three and said i better punch em up a little but look how cute the little purple bird is, i can't draw as well as i can paint, so tonight i will have to paint a few.

NUMBER TWO

this is the second in the art card series, i just drew it out, so i might change it, but for now, it is yours if you want it.