whale mustashe zine

my studio~ looking south~ and surfboard museum~ ping~pong emporium

looking north at surfboards ping pong art and yard

the wave zine~ over the falls issue

big bikinis issue

Rain

back before whales were our friendly amusements

they were angry and swallowed people whole

and Mean, i mean, really MEAN !

blow hole~ yeah

Mitten fanzine~ hand drawn~ harr harr

straightedge bums ?

vanagon loving family

love and skulls

'zines

this is how i try to entertain the kids, myself and you~

NE!L~

blank dust

finally shipped the blanks out to Nealwaukee, up in cold wet Seattle, landlocked and three hours from the ocean~ unless your just going to paddle in a lake or behind dumb ass wake

the spokes model for mountoctopus, QC manager and driver~ Ms. Martian~

MMMM... blankdust

double stringer luon veneered anti-rocker plank blanks

i think they order five or six hundred of these~

he was supposed to pick these up, but one of his vans broke down, he had to pull the engine, swap engines with his parts van and get a real job, so i brought them up to his studio

http://neilwaukee.blogspot.com/

" creating magically pure perfectly crunchy blanks has really opened my eyes to the wonder of surfing and the sublime imperfect charm of the oceans pulsating rhythmic thrusts, heave and plunder. . .maybe someday i will even learn to surf, maybe when it's not so cold. . ."

support your local shaper~ but don't buy her beer~ try a lecture on the wonders of straightedge, instead

Asymmetrical stringer TM~ like kook and sheep magnets

the racing stripe model, the tubetop,the Buttfloss, the Brazilian, and the pedophile models~

now~ everyone go shape !!!!

like making your own cash

dispatches from the washed out logging roads of~

mountoctopus

p.s. where's my check ? neelwaukee

dream business cards

how to wash paintings

NE!L~

hidden neil

hidden NE!L~

little NE!L

defeat NE!L

for real~

my version~

. . . of the famous Stop for me~ it's the CLAW

street signs

NE!L~